Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost between $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Quark 8. Hahahahahahaha! [cough]
It used to be "Bill, get bigger, firmer breasts!" but now it's "I
cartilage my putative".
Sitting at the Honda dealer, checking out my domain-registration possibilities, admitting that it's tempting to continue with GoDaddy just because of the huevos behind their Super Bowl commercials.
Meanwhile, this is pretty funny…